Comments from Pubillionaires
My friend Mike sent me a letter and I was really excited to open it. When I did my hands and floor were covered in a billion pubes. He also added a nice note:
I got these pubes from the guy I saw your Mom blowing at the gas station. Happy Birthday!"
All I can say is thanks Mike for making me a Pubillionaire!
- Timmy Donagan, Boston, MA
I was at work and I had a letter addressed from my 5 year old son sitting on my desk. I opened the letter and it was a crayon drawing of a huge cock and a simply stated "FUCK YOU." I was also showered with about a billion pubes. The cherry on the sundae was that I had a group of my coworkers gathered around to watch me open the letter.
- Proud Pubillionaire