How To Order
Choose one of our seasonal varieties of freshly harvested pubes:
- Black Curly Mess
- Ginger Pube Bomb
- Grandma's Gray Strands
Choose a hand crafted theme by our talented design staff:
- Exploding Cock
- Leaking Ass
- Friendly Face
Create a customized message for the future pubillionaire in your life.
- Anything from: "Happy Birthday Mom!" to "Go Fuck yourself you fucking faggot!"
- Get creative with up to 50 characters
- Click here for some examples