How To Order

Step #1

Choose one of our seasonal varieties of freshly harvested pubes:

  • Black Curly Mess
  • Ginger Pube Bomb
  • Grandma's Gray Strands

Step #2

Choose a hand crafted theme by our talented design staff:

  • Exploding Cock
  • Leaking Ass
  • Friendly Face

Step #3

Create a customized message for the future pubillionaire in your life.

  • Anything from: "Happy Birthday Mom!" to "Go Fuck yourself you fucking faggot!" 
  • Get creative with up to 50 characters
  • Click here for some examples