Send a batch of my fine Pubes to someone who deserves them the most

My name is Montgomery Ellington III and I am a Pubillionaire. Trump, Cuban, Gates they can have their real estate and money. Pubes are my game, always have been and always will be. Unfortunately, I am getting older and as the old saying goes you can’t take your billions of pubes with you. My loss is the gain of someone you know.
Old Monty knows that you have that lucky person in mind right now who is just waiting to receive a batch of the finest Pubes money can buy. Well, the time is now and it is your responsibility to help create future generations of Pubillionaire’s today.
You choose the variety of Pubes from my special collection. They come in all sizes and textures
Each person you deem to be worthy of receiving a GIANT envelope of Pubes will also receive a letter like the one seen below.